lacigreen:

new video babes!  THE SEX TALK: 10 TIPS!  i never really got “the sex talk” from my parents, beside telling me JUST DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!

if I have kids, this will be how it goes down.  what was your “sex talk” like?

Wow, a bunch of themes are so fucking over embellished it’s so hard to navigate.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

(via delibutler)

q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

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I was being 100% serious.

(via riverdoge)

lotrlockedwhovian:

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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i dont…this is exactly what this feels like.

(via brassholes)

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

(Source: gay8, via ghostrick-werewolf)

"The less you respond to negative people the more peaceful your life will become."

Unknown (via phrux)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via snowgabumon)

kynimdraws:

rubissdesaint:

What’s it’s like being friends with popular artists.

(Source: nbcsnl, via buizelmaniac)

ellendegeneres:

#ClassicJokeWednesday

ellendegeneres:

#ClassicJokeWednesday